LdeC x Little Lola Sunshine

“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.” 
― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

Just for the record, I didn’t inveigle my way into the family home, try to drown her mother, kidnap Lola or drive her across state lines. On balance, given how I felt about her, I think I behaved pretty well where Lola was concerned. Or as well as anybody can behave when you find yourself turning into Humbert Humbert. Luckily for me, the object of my obsession was a six-pound, sunglasses-wearing, Yorkshire Terrier only masquerading as a precocious teenager. 

Little Lola Sunshine is a star unlike other stars. She isn’t vegan, she isn’t too fussed about climate change, and she is, not surprisingly, quite a fan of fur. There isn’t a sex video, a love child, or a kiss-and-tell memoir. And there isn’t likely to be one. With Lola, what you see is pretty much what you get. 

But what you get is beyond compare. Name me any other celebrities that can jump two to three times their body height or follow simple commands without complaining or screwing up. No, Lola is a real star like the kind they used to make when films were important, actresses acted, and the front rows of fashion shows went to the best customers.